[NSFW Meme] Sexy University

[greatsaiyanerd]

Sexy University


This is a special college. Sure, it has the normal selection of classes like math, various sciences, theater, history, and all that, and you do have to take a certain amount of them to pass, but they're not why people go here. That's not why the campus has a wall around it to keep out prying eyes, either.

THIS college is where you go if you want to be fucking incredible at fucking. Every aspect of sex and seduction can be trained up to their absolute limits, so that no one will ever find you wanting in the sack ever again. The medical services are top notch (no need to worry about pesky diseases or other unintended consequences of sleeping around all the time), the dress code in non-existent, the professors are all the tops of their field, and the campus was designed with constant casual hook-ups in mind. This is one school where, when the teacher assigns a lot of homework, NO one complains.

Make your toplevels with your character/canon and any links or preferences, then go forth and tag!

Here's some prompts!

1. Orientation day - Move your stuff into your dorm. Get to meet your roommate. Join the requisite icebreaker games in the lounge. It's all pretty normal so far, but there's an undercurrent to it all. You all KNOW what you came here for. Everyone's just waiting for someone else to make the first move.
   
2. Class - Intro to Oral, Bondage 101, History of Anal, and Advanced Fellatio Techniques 305...They have it all, here. Are you a teacher who needs a student volunteer, or did the teacher ask you to partner up with someone else to try out a new technique. Either way, it's probably way more attention grabbing than the classes in high school.
   
3. Homework - You just spent a week learning the theory of how to do something freaky, so now you need to go out there to try it. Recruit your roommate or work up the nerve to ask that cute student who always sits down the row from you in class. Just remember, if you want a grade you have to bring back proof you did it.
   
4. Locker Rooms - You could be coming back from your cunnilingus exam, or just from shooting some hoops like a normal person. Either way, the locker rooms here are not gender segregated, and rumor has it that more people have had sex in the shower rooms here than any other room on campus. And that's beating out some STEEP competition.
   
5. Dorm party - It's cramped and the furniture all looks like it's from the 70s, but you make do. There's pizza and beer, someone set up a TV for playing Mario Kart, a wannabe DJ is keeping the tunes reasonably fresh, and most of your problems can be put off until tomorrow. And because of where you all are, couples are slipping off for privacy pretty much constantly. There's a 50/50 chance at this school that any given party will devolve into an orgy. Just roll with it.
   
6. Daily Life - Things aren't horny ALL the time here. You still have laundry to do, a dining hall to ransack, parties to attend, non-naked homework to struggle through, and all the other things that college life entails. It's just...sometimes maybe someone isn't wearing pants this time.
   
7. Wildcard! - The infinite variety of human experiences cannot be summed up on a list. Make up your own prompt if none of mine spark joy!