[ There's a lot going on with Hibiki Tachibana, and if it were just normal getting into trouble - uh, that's the point here. Fuck away, youths. But there have been a few problems, and as a professor is also the resident Smallest around here, it falls pretty squarely to Kozakura to work on it. ]

So I've gotta say - first of all, you're not in any real trouble, exactly.

[ Head that one off. Making a happy puppy of a girl like this squirm would feel slightly too mean. ]

I do have some advice about your sex life to work on you with, though.