2. You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
3. Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
4. My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass
2. You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
3. Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
4. My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.