Texts From Last Night

[twotailedgenius]

Texts From Last Night

You know the drill.

It's past midnight somewhere

Comments

[demonbloodblade]

1. I currently don't understand fingers.

2. I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me

3. let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.

4. So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?

5. [Text her]

2

[fistsofchange]

That explains all the hair in the fondue pot, at least.

Re: 2

[demonbloodblade]

Crap, sorry. I am having lousy luck with liquid cheese today.

[fistsofchange]

I gotta wash it anyways. I hope you don't have to get a haircut.

[demonbloodblade]

When you can stick your head in boiling water and not get hurt, it helps get the cheese out.

This morning I blinded a man with queso and beat him up; then I somehow got fondue in my hair. This is not a day for me and cheese. I am avoiding the cheese counter for the week.

[fistsofchange]

As much as I hate the idea of wasting food I'm gonna go ahead and say don't save it when you get it out.

[demonbloodblade]

I was not planning to, at all.

I think I am going to IHOP.

[fistsofchange]

Meet you there

[demonbloodblade]

Steak and eggs, here I come