Texts From Last Night

[twotailedgenius]

Texts From Last Night

You know the drill.

It's past midnight somewhere

Comments

[demonbloodblade]

When you can stick your head in boiling water and not get hurt, it helps get the cheese out.

This morning I blinded a man with queso and beat him up; then I somehow got fondue in my hair. This is not a day for me and cheese. I am avoiding the cheese counter for the week.

[fistsofchange]

As much as I hate the idea of wasting food I'm gonna go ahead and say don't save it when you get it out.

[demonbloodblade]

I was not planning to, at all.

I think I am going to IHOP.

[fistsofchange]

Meet you there

[demonbloodblade]

Steak and eggs, here I come