Texts From Last Night

Texts From Last Night

You know the drill.

It's past midnight somewhere

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I want to say that that doesn't completely answer the question, but it does begin to explain it.

What am I supposed to do with a frozen dildo?

lots of questions never get answers. just jump to whatever conclusion you want. who will be able to confirm otherwise?

idk have you ever wanted to have sex with a ice monster? a vampire? the yeti? it could make some dreams come tru

Some questions don't need answered anyways I guess.

I would not expect a vampire to be quite that cold.

mystery is always good. keeps you interested in me lol

so your fantasy creature of choice is a vampire..... hmmmmmmmm... noted!

Compared to yetis certainly.

if you find a vampire, make sure to tell me, however.

they might be nice to cuddle with after sex. give the yetis a chance!!

oh? owo why? want to jump on that before i do? its okay, my love, ill be fair!

I'm not giving yetis a chance.

we can share the vampire right?

if you dont i will

ohhhhh? maybe. but idk if i really want to share you. i can bite just like a vampire can, and im warmer too.

I fully expect you to drink my blood next time.

but warm is good. warm and soft and beautiful.

oh gross. im down

youre talking about you right? the most beautiful woman in the world?

<3

all of the above and more.

♥♥♥

you are! clever and witty and diplomatic and tough and charming and lovely and very sexy... the list is endless

but not half as creative or purely charismatic as you are.

who needs either of those things when you have all your traits and look like you do? youd be even more perfect than you are now

well I have more talents that humanity would be better off were they not useful so there.

its not really balanced... youre still so good at so many things, and so wonderful. we never stood a chance!! oh no !!! what are we going to do?!

Bow before your queen I suppose

already down on my knees for you, your majesty ♥

I would muuuuch rather have you on your knees in person.

very, very close, in person.

so i can give you that bite, huh?

don't bite too hard down there

just hard enough to leave a mark. itll let the vampires know they have competition.

I will make sure to return the favor somewhere then

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