windupmusebox | Texts From Last Night

I'm not giving yetis a chance.

we can share the vampire right?

if you dont i will

ohhhhh? maybe. but idk if i really want to share you. i can bite just like a vampire can, and im warmer too.

I fully expect you to drink my blood next time.

but warm is good. warm and soft and beautiful.

oh gross. im down

youre talking about you right? the most beautiful woman in the world?

<3

all of the above and more.

♥♥♥

you are! clever and witty and diplomatic and tough and charming and lovely and very sexy... the list is endless

but not half as creative or purely charismatic as you are.

who needs either of those things when you have all your traits and look like you do? youd be even more perfect than you are now

well I have more talents that humanity would be better off were they not useful so there.

its not really balanced... youre still so good at so many things, and so wonderful. we never stood a chance!! oh no !!! what are we going to do?!

Bow before your queen I suppose

already down on my knees for you, your majesty ♥

I would muuuuch rather have you on your knees in person.

very, very close, in person.

so i can give you that bite, huh?

don't bite too hard down there

just hard enough to leave a mark. itll let the vampires know they have competition.

I will make sure to return the favor somewhere then

Texts From Last Night