Texts From Last Night

[twotailedgenius]

Texts From Last Night

You know the drill.

It's past midnight somewhere

Comments

[shy_flier]

i do. she is impressed and mildly terrified that i can type.

[heart_throb]

That's good, then. I gotta agree with her, though. How are you typing so well still?

[shy_flier]

vodka is my cultural heritage

[ That's almost an explanation. ]

[heart_throb]

Your what?

[shy_flier]

it is my peoples most important beverage