Texts From Last Night

[twotailedgenius]

Texts From Last Night

You know the drill.

It's past midnight somewhere

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Courtney "King" Barker | OC

[silentmonarch]

1: Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
2: Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
3: last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
4: I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
5: [Or text her!]

3.

[nor_iron_bars]

you say ruined, i say enhanced. how do you feel about mulan?

[silentmonarch]

you know ive never seen mulan all the way through? we should watch mulan sometime but on a night were actually planning on making it to the end of the movie with our clothes on

[nor_iron_bars]

it's been a while but i think i remember it being pretty good??

options:
a. princess and the frog
b. tangled
c. accidentally forget that anastasia wasn't disney again and watch that.
d. say fuck it and skip the movie. speedrun this shit and go right to makeouts.

[silentmonarch]

i like having some background noise while i fuck tbh. princess and the frog had better music i think

[nor_iron_bars]

aw, the truth comes out:

you just like me cause i'm loud. knew it.

princess and the frog it is, be there in 20.

[silentmonarch]

You are very loud and also you have even better tits than me

im either wearing my special occasions pants or not wearing any at all. youll have to get my trousers off to find out which

[nor_iron_bars]

p sure you not wearing pants is a special occasion allllll by itself.

[But she's driving faster anyway. Fuck traffic laws, she's too busy being gay right now.]

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[demonbloodblade]

That sounds like the best plan.

[silentmonarch]

Not even I can party EVERY night.

[demonbloodblade]

I've had a bad day.

I lack a cat.

[silentmonarch]

You seem more like a dog person yeah

[demonbloodblade]

I've never had a pet. The closest I got was a very smart wolf who helped me out on something, and then went his own way and I went mine.