Texts From Last Night

[twotailedgenius]

Texts From Last Night

You know the drill.

It's past midnight somewhere

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Florina | Fire Emblem 7

[shy_flier]

1. VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS

2. Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?

3. so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside

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[heart_throb]

Er... you okay there? Maybe you should slow down on that...

[shy_flier]

its been so long

[heart_throb]

All the more reason to slow down. Do you have someone there with you that isn't drinking?

[shy_flier]

i do. she is impressed and mildly terrified that i can type.

[heart_throb]

That's good, then. I gotta agree with her, though. How are you typing so well still?

[shy_flier]

vodka is my cultural heritage

[ That's almost an explanation. ]

[heart_throb]

Your what?

[shy_flier]

it is my peoples most important beverage