Texts From Last Night

[twotailedgenius]

Texts From Last Night

You know the drill.

It's past midnight somewhere

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Sayori | Doki Doki Literature Club

[bestfriendroute]

1. Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.

2. I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position

3. My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money