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[NSFW Meme] Sexy University

Sexy University

This is a special college. Sure, it has the normal selection of classes like math, various sciences, theater, history, and all that, and you do have to take a certain amount of them to pass, but they're not why people go here. That's not why the campus has a wall around it to keep out prying eyes, either.

THIS college is where you go if you want to be fucking incredible at fucking. Every aspect of sex and seduction can be trained up to their absolute limits, so that no one will ever find you wanting in the sack ever again. The medical services are top notch (no need to worry about pesky diseases or other unintended consequences of sleeping around all the time), the dress code in non-existent, the professors are all the tops of their field, and the campus was designed with constant casual hook-ups in mind. This is one school where, when the teacher assigns a lot of homework, NO one complains.

Make your toplevels with your character/canon and any links or preferences, then go forth and tag!

Here's some prompts!

Orientation day - Move your stuff into your dorm. Get to meet your roommate. Join the requisite icebreaker games in the lounge. It's all pretty normal so far, but there's an undercurrent to it all. You all KNOW what you came here for. Everyone's just waiting for someone else to make the first move.
Class - Intro to Oral, Bondage 101, History of Anal, and Advanced Fellatio Techniques 305...They have it all, here. Are you a teacher who needs a student volunteer, or did the teacher ask you to partner up with someone else to try out a new technique. Either way, it's probably way more attention grabbing than the classes in high school.
Homework - You just spent a week learning the theory of how to do something freaky, so now you need to go out there to try it. Recruit your roommate or work up the nerve to ask that cute student who always sits down the row from you in class. Just remember, if you want a grade you have to bring back proof you did it.
Locker Rooms - You could be coming back from your cunnilingus exam, or just from shooting some hoops like a normal person. Either way, the locker rooms here are not gender segregated, and rumor has it that more people have had sex in the shower rooms here than any other room on campus. And that's beating out some STEEP competition.
Dorm party - It's cramped and the furniture all looks like it's from the 70s, but you make do. There's pizza and beer, someone set up a TV for playing Mario Kart, a wannabe DJ is keeping the tunes reasonably fresh, and most of your problems can be put off until tomorrow. And because of where you all are, couples are slipping off for privacy pretty much constantly. There's a 50/50 chance at this school that any given party will devolve into an orgy. Just roll with it.
Daily Life - Things aren't horny ALL the time here. You still have laundry to do, a dining hall to ransack, parties to attend, non-naked homework to struggle through, and all the other things that college life entails. It's just...sometimes maybe someone isn't wearing pants this time.
Wildcard! - The infinite variety of human experiences cannot be summed up on a list. Make up your own prompt if none of mine spark joy!

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[M/F only, please. Can assume he's awkward/unknowledgeable, or that he's been through this before. (possibly with your character!) I'm open to discussion, here or on plurk. Kinklist is the top post in my journal!]

[ The Littlest Professor. Whatever prompts you want to work with. ]

[A post grad student who transferred here from another school. A major party girl, and also a closeted bisexual. She's only ever dated men before and thinks that it's normal for everyone to think girls are sexy and has actually thought "man I wish I was attracted to girls because she's SO hot."

Get her to stop being stupid, please.]

[Willing to play her as either a new freshmen with little experience but being very eager to start experimenting or as a sophomore who's gotten used to the basics and is now starting to experiment with kinkier things. There's a kink list here if you want some specific ideas to go off of. ]

[Zoey already graduated, but she still does deliveries to the school. Even though she's not a teacher, she still is perfectly willing to show students a thing or two whenever she's in the area.

She also likes going around topless on hot days.]

[ Down for either awkward freshman adjusting to the new way of life or an older student helping to "ease" the freshman in. By all means, give me other ideas as well. ]

[Can be a freshman looking to make himself known, or someone who's been there and has done so. Not nearly as much of a troublemaker as he is in canon (because he'd likely wind up better situated one way or another...), at least. Still doing some review so apologies for any shakiness! ~~Also I'm working on his icons so please pardon the dust!~~ Cross-canon is very welcome, as are any fellow purse owners!]

{Professor and local artist/scientist/mage/genius, here for all her students' practical study needs. Whether you want to experiment with artistic kinks like body paint, try unique and inventive toys (she might even design one for you on commission!), or are looking for a more transformative experience, Professor Da Vinci is your gal!

She can and will use her magecraft and/or weird science to make minor alterations to her own body as needed or wanted - slightly smaller/larger breasts, aging down a bit closer to her student's level, making herself futa / fully female (she'll play coy if you ask which she usually is), etc. And she can do any of the same and more for you too, if asked~.

Pretty open kinkwise, just not particularly into bathroom stuff or bloody levels of violence. Or, to a less-bothered degree, super unrealistic levels of expansion of any kind. Particularly in the mood for futa Da Vinci getting railed senseless by a hot male student or fellow professor, or a strong and beautiful woman with a strap-on / dick - which again, Da Vinci can happily provide if she doesn't already have one! I like other things too, including her being more of the top, but slightly losing her grip on her position of authority in the heat of the moment is some A+ stuff.}

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